Brighton - Burlesque circus freak show
The bearded ladies and can-can girls of Brighton joined together to wish bon voyage to myself and Wendy.

Hong Kong 1 - Em guy si
We arrive, brains numbed and body disorientated, in Hong Kong.

Hong Kong 2 - Fortune's told
I should keep my mouth shut, apparently.

Macau
It's a bit like Hong Kong but more Portugeezer.

Bangkok 1 - Where are all the ladyboys?
All those things you heard about sex tourism are true

Kanchanaburi and Bangkok 2
The King and I

Chiang Mai
Happy New Year

Mae Sai/Tachiliek
10 minutes in Burma

Pai
High in the moutains

The Mekong River
Bye bye Thailand. Bonjour Laos.

Luang Prabang
Black coffee, no streetlights and one very randy Lao man.

Vang Vieng
A place to watch Friends, be happy and tube down a river.

Vientiane
Probably the quietest capital city in the world

Hanoi
The Paris of the Extreme Orient.

Halong Bay
Craggy rocks, junk boats and rude stalagtites.

Hue and the Demilitarized Zone
Ancient royal palace destroyed by the Americans and lots of American tanks destroyed by the Commies.

Hoi An
4 ties, 2 shirts, 2 pairs of shoes, 1 suit, 1 jacket and a hat.

Nha Trang
Booze, boats and brits. The Vietnamese Ibiza

Dalat
The Paris of the East, they say. We beg to differ.

Dalat to Saigon
200 miles, 2 days, one bike.

Ho Chi Minh City/Saigon
A city so nice they named it twice

Phnom Penh
Latte on the promenade and genocide

Sihanoukville
As close as Cambodia gets to having a Costa

Kampot
Where we became English teachers

Bokor Hill Station
Welcome to the only hotel and casino complex with minus five stars.

Siem Reap and the Temples of Angkor
World class temples and beggars galore.

The road to the border
Not as smooth as silk

Back to Bangkok
Our third visit so far to a city of humidity, neon lights, traffic congestion and potential coups.

Ko Tao
Dive mecca and island paradise. Even with the requisite branch of 7-11.

Amusing Thai signs
Before we leave Thailand a small collection of signs somewhat lost in translation.